Mr. Johnson

History
Born around the same time as Arceus, Mr. Johnson seems to span multiple universes and realities. You can't escape him, as he is already here

At some point Johnston came to live in Saffron City, where he owns a Pawn Shop and has no qualms about buying various bloodstained weapons from teenagers without asking any questions.

Personality
Under 18? You're golden. Likes taking young boys on dates and telling Korean twins that they're gorgeous.

Relations

 * Drake Obsidian
 * Felix Magnon

Pokemon
None that we know of, but I would bet five dollars he has a Mr. Mime.

Quotes
"Noooo! Other Mr. Johnson!"